Burn her!!!

Sadly, this is not one of those adverts you would find on Jim's Job Desk. Wookey Hole, Somerset, is looking for a witch. If the terms of my fellowship didn't prevent me from seeking full-time employment, I would be all over this one. Benefits - 50k a year for living in a cave with cats, cackling at people and throwing curses at them. I pretty much do this as a hobby already. Plus, I have the profile for it - paint my face green, I'm a dead ringer for the Wicked Witch of the West. Still, it's nice to know that my talents are remunerable, after all.


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