In the vein of silliness or light relief (following on from Amy's / Captain's post below) this is how not to advertise a museum, check out the kid's pages in particular...
http://www.framley.com/museum/
http://www.framley.com/museum/
Museums: a wholesome recreational alternative to procreation and the pub*
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It would help if they could spell 'museum' too!
I think we ought to pay them a visit. Super-museologists to the rescue!